Friday, February 22, 2008
Spring cleaning....
Kinda. Yesterday and today I finally made myself go through the boys' clothes. OMFG, where did they get all of it?! I went thru the closet and both rubber maid containers under the bed. I now have 1 huge thing full of winter clothes, 2 big diaper boxes of summer clothes (to be sold) and a smaller box of pj's! Feels good to purge. Now only if ebay wasn't fucking ppl over I could sell it all (85% gymbo) and make my money back. Guess I'll take a stab at our local craigslist and hope someone has good taste in clothes like me (and wants to buy them).
Friday, February 15, 2008
So much for that lung...
I'm pretty sure this morning in the midst of my coughing fit I hacked up my left lung. Lots of people only have 1 lung right? I'm pretty sure I can get by with just one lung though. I don't smoke and hardly ever work out so I don't have to worry about over exerting myself and it going ka-put on me. At least that's what I'm telling myself....
Thursday, February 14, 2008
sick,sick, sick
I'm sick, dh is sorta sick and both kids are sick. But can't complain much, first time we've been sick all year, unlike my major germaphobe SIL who insists on purelling everything under the son so her kids can't build up any sort of immune system. Who cares if mine crawl on the floor at the pediatricians office or lick shopping carts. At least I know they be missing the first year of school b/c they're sick all the time!
Oh and our damn satellite was out... we went 6 days with only 5 channels, none of which showed any cartoons! But we're back up and running today, THANK GOD!
Oh and our damn satellite was out... we went 6 days with only 5 channels, none of which showed any cartoons! But we're back up and running today, THANK GOD!
Friday, February 8, 2008
Cocktail time...
Everyone is nicely tucked into bed. It's nice and quiet. Satellite is still out (boo). So it's mommy cocktail time! Something to take the edge off of this horrid cold (but not give mom a hangover). Oh and actually, we do have like 5 working channels, CNN (whatever channel that annoying bitch Nancy Grace is on), a shopping channel (ha! like we have the money), Horse Racing/betting (again, too poor) and Headline News. They've been talking about that scum ass Joran Vander Sloot all friggin night. Why doesn't someone just shoot his ass? Or better yet... lets take him out in the middle of the ocean and drop his ass off a boat! I'll buy the gas!
Child Proof My Ass!
So punk #2 is also running a slight fever. So I gave him some chewable tylenol, set the tylenol on our desk and changed his diaper. In the time it took me to walk to the kitchen and back the little terror had opened the tylenol container and was DUMPING it into his mouth! Thankfully I got all but one out. I don't think one extra one is gonna kill him. But we must've wasted at least 3. Shit aint cheap either! I'm just glad it wasn't something like benedryl. He'd be freakin bouncing off my walls!
Made it home safely...
Well, we're back from vacation... what a trip! Next time I think we'll leave MIL at home. I really really get along great with her (while she's 1100 miles away). But our schedules are just so different so when she wants dinner at 5:30 and we want to wait til 7:30 she gets pissy and annoying. And well, lets face it, her choice of dinning just wasn't us. We're not crunchy, we don't want duck either. Or a tree hugger salad. Sorry. Anyways, that was pretty much the only snafu and it was the last day, thankfully! We're going back, just the 4 of us in May, I can't wait!
Oh and now we're all sick. Dh is the worse (well, he's the best at being a big ol' baby). He pretty much hurts all over and only wants grilled cheese and soups for dinner. Punk #1 is super sneezy and coughing (dry, thankfully). And punk #2 has snotty nose from hell. And my throat hurts and I have a runny nose. Pretty sure the kids and I are just suffering from allergies. I guess that's what we get for living in BFE. So we're stocked up on claritan and delsym.
Oh and now we're all sick. Dh is the worse (well, he's the best at being a big ol' baby). He pretty much hurts all over and only wants grilled cheese and soups for dinner. Punk #1 is super sneezy and coughing (dry, thankfully). And punk #2 has snotty nose from hell. And my throat hurts and I have a runny nose. Pretty sure the kids and I are just suffering from allergies. I guess that's what we get for living in BFE. So we're stocked up on claritan and delsym.
Monday, January 28, 2008
Shit!
He found it! I've had Polar Express hidden for about a month now and the littlest terror found it! Now he wants to watch it a million times a day! Hopefully while the TV is baby sitting I can find another/better hiding place for it!
Monday
Was it the chocolate milk?? The terrors are being insanely good so far this morning (well, despite the time out first thing this AM for the uncalled for beatdown of my youngest by the oldest). They're happily sitting here on the living room floor watching PBS, playing with their shake-n-go cars. And not fighting for once. If all it takes is a little chocolate milk, damn, they may start getting every day vs. once a month!
It's laundry day today. And I need to go through all the clothes in their closets so I can ebay like mad when we get back from our mini vaca next week.
Choi for now!
~Nire
It's laundry day today. And I need to go through all the clothes in their closets so I can ebay like mad when we get back from our mini vaca next week.
Choi for now!
~Nire
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Been MIA
But I'm back, no worries. Not that anyone missed me though, right? Anyways, not much here today. Dh is home for once, kids are still alive (amazingly) and I'm still somewhat sane. Actually, I'm enjoying some piece and quiet, everyone is sleeping, but me, go figure. I should probably get off my lazy fat ass though and go get a newspaper. Clip some coupons (which I'll lose or forget to use). At least it gets me out of the house and a candybar sans having to share it with some grimmy handed toddler!
Busy week coming up, birthdays, vacation, pictures, selling on ebay and craigslist. Lots of craptastic fun I'm telling ya!
Busy week coming up, birthdays, vacation, pictures, selling on ebay and craigslist. Lots of craptastic fun I'm telling ya!
Thursday, January 17, 2008
Dear Punk #2
Despite what you think.... you still need a freakin nap! It's almost 2:30 and I'm over fighting you, really. But come 6 tonight I know you'll be one cranky ass mess. Why oh why do you do this? Don't think you're getting over on me either. I'll get that extra 2hrs of quietness eventually..... tonights bedtime...6:30!
Thanks Bitch!
You know, if you're going to buy something from someone on craigslist. You call them and make arrangements to meet them somewhere you should show up! And if you can't CALL them and let them know! Thanks to you bitch, I wasted $20 in gas (1hr drive there and back) and sat in a WM (HellMart) parking lot for 30mins with screaming kids for you to be a no show! I hate morons like you. Thankfully my awesome hubby works near the big city and from now on.. people can just go by his workplace to pick stuff up. I'm over this meeting crap!
-Nire
-Nire
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Do you hear that?
Me either! Yay! Both kids are sleeping and went down with NO fight! A very very rare occurance around here I'm tellin ya! I think we'll go outside in the frigid weather later and let them run off that nap so bedtime goes as well!
Monday, January 14, 2008
Make them STOP!
It's not even 10am yet and I think I'm going to lose my voice! They won't stop fighting, getting into everything, and being extremely loud! OMG, their room looks like a friggin tornado hit it, had to at least be an F-5! And I had it all cleaned too. I give up! Now they've turned a chair upside down, the back is ridged and they're running cars along the ridges, again LOUD. I swear it wouldn't be so bad if we lived in a bigger house, but everything seems loud in our little 1082sq. ft. place. Don't they realize I'm trying to watch Regis and Kelly to see if their future pans out....because, personally, I think they're the cutest kids EVER (when they're sleeping)! But I'm only a bit biased. Welp, looks like my living room will soon look like their bedroom. GREAT!
Saturday, January 12, 2008
WTG Nicole Richie
Dear Nicole...
I must say, 9 months (or so) ago when the world found out you were pregnant, we didn't give that little baby much of a chance. You looked like a walking stick, NAS-TAY! But I think you've really grown and matured in the last 9 months, so kudos to you for eating a few cheeseburgers. Oh and a huge pat on the back for having a vaginal birth and not going the Hollywood route and letting them cut ya open!
I just hope your dear ol' pal Paris doesn't get any ideas now!
I must say, 9 months (or so) ago when the world found out you were pregnant, we didn't give that little baby much of a chance. You looked like a walking stick, NAS-TAY! But I think you've really grown and matured in the last 9 months, so kudos to you for eating a few cheeseburgers. Oh and a huge pat on the back for having a vaginal birth and not going the Hollywood route and letting them cut ya open!
I just hope your dear ol' pal Paris doesn't get any ideas now!
Our little Sailor...
So my hubby and I were in the kitchen tonight, feeding the youngest heathen, when from the dining room we hear, "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And the stiffled laughs begin and we can't stop. And the fuck entourage continues. Finally we were able to put on a serious face and explain to our (almost) 4y/o that "fuck" is NOT an appropriate word and ONLY big people like Mommy and Daddy can say it, but we shouldn't say it either. Instead he should say fudge, shoot or darn it. He hasn't said it since, not even when he coudn't get his L-Max to work. Glad we weren't at Church or a family function when that one was dropped.....
It's true
Yep, it's true. I'm seriously not cut out for this SAHM crap. I probably yell way to much, let the kids watch to much TV (at least it's PBS, right?), and eat waaay to many bon bons (mmm, bon bons...I actually haven't had any of those in years. I've also probably gained a small ton of weight too. Oh how I wish to be skinny again (working on it though, really)! Anyways, this blog really has no reason to it. Just a place for me to ramble. Since I have nothing else to do...like laundry, kids to feed, and a house to clean.... oh nor do I have a social life!
ENR
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