Shit!

He found it! I've had Polar Express hidden for about a month now and the littlest terror found it! Now he wants to watch it a million times a day! Hopefully while the TV is baby sitting I can find another/better hiding place for it!

Monday

Was it the chocolate milk?? The terrors are being insanely good so far this morning (well, despite the time out first thing this AM for the uncalled for beatdown of my youngest by the oldest). They're happily sitting here on the living room floor watching PBS, playing with their shake-n-go cars. And not fighting for once. If all it takes is a little chocolate milk, damn, they may start getting every day vs. once a month!

It's laundry day today. And I need to go through all the clothes in their closets so I can ebay like mad when we get back from our mini vaca next week.

Choi for now!

~Nire

Been MIA

But I'm back, no worries. Not that anyone missed me though, right? Anyways, not much here today. Dh is home for once, kids are still alive (amazingly) and I'm still somewhat sane. Actually, I'm enjoying some piece and quiet, everyone is sleeping, but me, go figure. I should probably get off my lazy fat ass though and go get a newspaper. Clip some coupons (which I'll lose or forget to use). At least it gets me out of the house and a candybar sans having to share it with some grimmy handed toddler!

Busy week coming up, birthdays, vacation, pictures, selling on ebay and craigslist. Lots of craptastic fun I'm telling ya!

Dear Punk #2

Despite what you think.... you still need a freakin nap! It's almost 2:30 and I'm over fighting you, really. But come 6 tonight I know you'll be one cranky ass mess. Why oh why do you do this? Don't think you're getting over on me either. I'll get that extra 2hrs of quietness eventually..... tonights bedtime...6:30!

Thanks Bitch!

You know, if you're going to buy something from someone on craigslist. You call them and make arrangements to meet them somewhere you should show up! And if you can't CALL them and let them know! Thanks to you bitch, I wasted $20 in gas (1hr drive there and back) and sat in a WM (HellMart) parking lot for 30mins with screaming kids for you to be a no show! I hate morons like you. Thankfully my awesome hubby works near the big city and from now on.. people can just go by his workplace to pick stuff up. I'm over this meeting crap!

-Nire

Do you hear that?

Me either! Yay! Both kids are sleeping and went down with NO fight! A very very rare occurance around here I'm tellin ya! I think we'll go outside in the frigid weather later and let them run off that nap so bedtime goes as well!

Make them STOP!

It's not even 10am yet and I think I'm going to lose my voice! They won't stop fighting, getting into everything, and being extremely loud! OMG, their room looks like a friggin tornado hit it, had to at least be an F-5! And I had it all cleaned too. I give up! Now they've turned a chair upside down, the back is ridged and they're running cars along the ridges, again LOUD. I swear it wouldn't be so bad if we lived in a bigger house, but everything seems loud in our little 1082sq. ft. place. Don't they realize I'm trying to watch Regis and Kelly to see if their future pans out....because, personally, I think they're the cutest kids EVER (when they're sleeping)! But I'm only a bit biased. Welp, looks like my living room will soon look like their bedroom. GREAT!

WTG Nicole Richie

Dear Nicole...
I must say, 9 months (or so) ago when the world found out you were pregnant, we didn't give that little baby much of a chance. You looked like a walking stick, NAS-TAY! But I think you've really grown and matured in the last 9 months, so kudos to you for eating a few cheeseburgers. Oh and a huge pat on the back for having a vaginal birth and not going the Hollywood route and letting them cut ya open!

I just hope your dear ol' pal Paris doesn't get any ideas now!

Our little Sailor...

So my hubby and I were in the kitchen tonight, feeding the youngest heathen, when from the dining room we hear, "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!" And the stiffled laughs begin and we can't stop. And the fuck entourage continues. Finally we were able to put on a serious face and explain to our (almost) 4y/o that "fuck" is NOT an appropriate word and ONLY big people like Mommy and Daddy can say it, but we shouldn't say it either. Instead he should say fudge, shoot or darn it. He hasn't said it since, not even when he coudn't get his L-Max to work. Glad we weren't at Church or a family function when that one was dropped.....

It's true

Yep, it's true. I'm seriously not cut out for this SAHM crap. I probably yell way to much, let the kids watch to much TV (at least it's PBS, right?), and eat waaay to many bon bons (mmm, bon bons...I actually haven't had any of those in years. I've also probably gained a small ton of weight too. Oh how I wish to be skinny again (working on it though, really)! Anyways, this blog really has no reason to it. Just a place for me to ramble. Since I have nothing else to do...like laundry, kids to feed, and a house to clean.... oh nor do I have a social life!

ENR